Sega caters to a new audience with tentacle attack innuendo in Phantasy Star Zero
Sarisa: Oh, don’t play dumb with me. you just grabbed my…
Sarisa: …
Sarisa: AaiiiEEE! What-what-what is that? It’s all long and… T-tentacles?!
This is not okay!
Sarisa: Hey! That is off limits! Ah! Ah ha ha! Ah ha ha ha! Stop it! Th-That
tickles! I-I’m gonna pee!
[Player Response]
Sarisa: [Player name]?! Help! Hurry, it’s… it’s… Ah ha ha haa ha ha ha!Kai: Quit messing around, [Player Name]! This is serious!
Sarisa: Huff… Pant… Th-Thank you, Kai. I’m fine.
Sarisa: Ugh, but it’s all sticky where that thing grabbed me!
credit: Tiny Cartridge
I’ve played through every console iteration of Phantasy Star Online and I’ve never seen Sega/Sonic Team take the series in that direction before. Not that I’m complaining…